Unicorn Meat - It's what's for dinner

There is something so wrong yet really funny about this that I had to share. I'm a little late to the ThinkGeek faux products (saw this on thekitchn.com). I giggle every time I see "Magic in Every Bite!" on the label. I wonder if this would be a good pizza topping? Hors d'oeuvres at happy hour with the gnome neighbors? I would advise not sharing this with the kids. Much needed mid-week comic relief!